the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
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you came to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker
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mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
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if you don’t think Kim Possible’s school sign was the best then you need to get out of my face.
YES!
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